Strike out

Since the year started I've been seeing 3 guys, which is far better than last year when I only dated one guy. However, three strikes and i'm out. LOL. I loathe dating but it's the smart thing to do with my past history of moving into instant boyfriend terrority with my last few exes. A conclusion I've come to with gay men is that most of them don't know how to date, and most are too fucking chicken to be honest.

The first guy I was seeing is K (I'm going to use initials for their names to protect their identities if they ever come across this. Believe me they'll need the protection). I started corresponding with K in December of last year. Every day we would email back and forth our life experiences and so on. Twice I tried to met him face to face but twice he put it off because he was busy. The new year started and finally he was free to met up. We went to a wine bar and we had a great time, even though he was very fidgety. It looked like we hit it off so I invited him out to dinner for our second date, to which he said yes  continue reading...

Online sex

I'm convinced of a few things when it comes to online sex websites:

1) The majority that are online looking for sex are really not looking for it. They will tell you that they are looking for it and horny yet they have some excuse not to go through with it.

2) A large majority are lazy and want you to get in your car and drive to them. In other words, they want you to do most of the work.

3) No matter if you give them your phone humber they still will not call/text because they are full of it.

4) In the end it's best just to use your toys and not bother wasting the time online.

5) When you cannot host, they are more than willing to come over. But when you CAN host, they canno't come over (*insert excuse here*).

Things i've learned from dating:

1) Most gay men DO NOT KNOW how to date.

2) Most of them don't know how ot follow up and ask for a second date, waiting for you to make all the moves.

3) You can tell they are not interested when you text or email and it takes them hours to reply, all the while, DURING THAT SAME TIME that they could've replied they are busy online  continue reading...

Horny

From the moment of the slow insertion. Allowing the lube to grease the inside lining so it's ready to accept more. And as he slowly puts it in with a smooth in and out motion, the anticipation builds to when he'll hit the prostate. When that moment arrives, and the precum is oozing out uncontrollably, you dare not touch yourself! And as he beats your prostate into utter submission, both sweaty bodies in rhythm and motion, loud and shaking without abandon, muscle spasms, heavy breathing, the cum comes out without having to have touched yourself. As soon as he sees what he has done he starts orgasming as well. Proud of his abilities and his manhood. You both lay there catching your breathe and strength as he slowly pulls out of you. You turn towards him in the afterglow and passionately kiss. Relaxed. Waiting for when your both ready to go at it again. That's what I'm talking about!  View...

Repost of my 23yo jock fuckbuddy

Yeah yeah I sort of stopped posting. This is the lazy twatfuck that I am when it comes to posting :) So I've decided to repost the true story of my 23yo white jock fuckbuddy from last year. It's that good I have to repost it, and I still think about the hot sex. Oh and i'm officially over latinos.

The repost:

I was lucky to have one of my sexual fantasies come true a few months ago. I almost had two fantasies accomplished (getting tag teamed)! The first fantasy, having sex with a straight guy (or at least on the down low). it was rather interesting how I came to have this fuckbuddy:

I was online chatting when I got a message from a white 23 year old who is on the down low. He tells me that he and his buddy who is also on the down low are looking for a fuck buddy who is a bottom. The thought of having one of my fantasies come true (getting tag teamed by two hot tops) was too great to pass up. I won't use their real names (even if the names they told me were real at all) so I'll call this guy Dave, and his buddy James  continue reading...

A squirrel trying to get his nuts

Of course I have to relay my fricking crazy dreams (and since I haven't posted in awhile since I'm a lazy twat again. I had a horny dream the other day where I was wrestling someone and I woke up with such a raging hard on. Anyway). In last night's dream I was taking a shower and for some reason, which I don't clearly remember, I decided to YANK my balls off! They came off easily as they were connected by two little 'slots' to my body. And there was no blood when they came off. As I held my nut sack (lol) in my hands I was contemplating what to do now. With out my nuts I looked empty down there. If I wanted to re-attach them it would've been an expensive gesture as I would have to call 911 for an ambulance to come get me, and the operation to reattach them would've been very costly. So to avoid paying the fee for the ambulance and to lower how much I would end up paying I drove myself to the hospital. Of course while I was dreaming this I was half conscious of what I was dreaming and I was like WTF?! So at the hospital all of a sudden the dream changed things around  continue reading...

Unlucky Latinos. Or am I the one?

Recently I saw two latino dudes that I dated and it showed me how unlucky I have been with dating Latinos.

One was a 2 minute man who would rather sleep in his dark room (he didn't like to open his window shades) instead of finding things to do, and had a menial job that was goin nowhere for his age. Not to mention I had to speak in spanish 80% of the time whenever I conversed with him because his english is bad. Needless to say I never went to see Mr. 2 minute man again.

Another latino was funny, cute and had a nice fat dick but he was a hoarder. He worked at a clothing store and he had so many shirts, t-shirts, jeans, shorts, watches, necklaces, and colognes that he didn't have enough space for all his stuff. So that clothing would be stacked high in his bedroom. I got past this but the one thing I couldn't get passed was him insulting me over the phone one day while he was shit drunk. He ruined it and I ended it.

Another dude was all sweet and really into me  continue reading...

An army of me

From living here all these years I've come to the inevitable conclusion that there are a lot of unstable, jaded, emotionally fucked up and emotionally immature gay males in Orlando. I can write a whole list of the recent weirdos I've met or talked to. For example, I just texted one dude and he called. I didn't pick up and he got so pissed and dismissive. I was like 'ok bye' because I don't have time for unstable dudes anymore. And sometime ago I was dating a guy for 2 weeks. I ended it as I saw what has going to happen (I've learned my lessons from past relationships). He got all bent out of shape. It was just 2 weeks and he went ballistic! Like omg, grow up people. That's why you date, so this shit won't end bad. He must've already thought it was an instant relationship. Very scary! I wonder if it is the transient nature of Orlando that makes these guys so unstable. I've been through a lot and i'm still sane, not jaded, and happy go lucky. I rather have fun than have to deal with any drama, unlike these guys and their hang ups which I will no longer bother dealing with  continue reading...

Funsies

As the lastest project at work is wrapping up and we go into a testing phase I have to say that this is the most fun beta testing I've ever had (notwithstanding annoying bugs that might crop up). It is literally a bit hard to do any work with all this ......... That's all I can say about it as I can't say much.  View...

Now that's what I'm talking about!

Why can't I be the dude on the right (see pic)! This pic turns me on so bad. Be still my aching heart and my throbbing cock. Mmm. I need a strong hot man to just take me and fuck me like the submissive bitch bottom that I am! GODDAMN!

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Horny dream

I had a wild horny dream last night. Like really horny. It started out with me and some coworkers on some snow capped mountain. I was in nothing but a white jockstrap (yes in the cold weather). For some reason some of our work equipment was covered by the snow and we couldn't find it. We were on this snow capped mountain for a photo shoot/porn video of several RandyBlue models. My fav, Chris Rockway, was there (thank you dirty mind!) and so was hottie Nicco Sky, along with another hottie, Brent Diggs. At one point all the models were naked and laying down in the snow while I watched. That's about all I remember from this dream. I think what brought it on was watching the movie Hannah (it starts off in a snowy area) and also because I was looking at some of the models a few days ago, and also because over the weekend I had a waiter at a restaurant who looked like a skinny version of Nicco Sky. The jockstrap must've come from me liking them. I'm kind of sad there was no actual sex in the dream with the models  continue reading...